Etiquette in oblivion. Happy joyrides…
As always, I’m still not in the mood to make some cranky comments or be profound at a moment so I’ve decided to cite some personal and some other people’s stories that involve, has something to do, or at least occured in a public vehicle. It’s up to you to decide if your experience is funnier, worse or whatever criteria that you have in your bag. now let’s stop talking and start cruisin’…
Scenario: Chick na nagtatanong sa driver kung saan yung daan ng pupuntahan niya.
driver: miss, dito ka na lang sa harap para maturo ko yung bababaan mo ng maayos.
baklang uzi: manong, bakit ako ‘di mo ‘ko ayain dyan sa harap?(in a flirting manner.)
driver: sige, dun ka sa harap at sasagasaan kita!!!
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A Tatay smokes inside the bus. Lumalangoy ang usok sa mukha ni Gustaf na masayang naghahamon ng away. Hindi nakatiis si Gustaf at kumuha si Gustaf ng barya sa bag.
Gustaf: manong, bibilin ko yang yosi mo.
Walang reaksyon si Tatay pero pinatay ang yosi.
What relly pisses me off is when a smoker starts smoking inside the PUJ. I believe that it is being inconsiderate to other passengers who apparently hates smoke especially me because it smokes the hell out out of me. I mean, I don’t care if you want to burn your body parts but, hey, please make sure that you don’t bother other people in your own damn business! I believe that smoking cigars can wait till you drop off the PUJ and and I don’t care if you start smoking like some movie antagonist or whatever so, why can’t you stupid assholes wait?! If you think that your cool while you smoke in the PUJ, think twice. I’m tellin’ you, you look like a no-brainer braggart. trust me ’cause I’m a usual spectator and I do not make these comments only ’cause I plainly hate you. It really sucks. I remember when I was so angry to these inconsiderate bozos that I ended up dreaming that I am the president of the Philippines and implemented this device that, I absolutely believe, will decrease the smokers dramatically. I imagined this device that will put every produced smoke or belching from cars into every individual’s home. Their family will be their instant victims if they try to pollute. evil, am I not? strict measures should be implemented to make this society better. now, back to regular programming…
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mmmm, i’m feeling lazy. let’s get over this thing and you try to finish your homework!!! this is my dilemma. my mind always wander that I usually end up losing my momentum in writing because I’m preoccupied with another thing. I’ll try to be more sweeter on my next blog. good day, chaps. by the way, at the moment, I’m Gustaf.
